5 Castles That Are Cheaper Than An Apartment In San Francisco

Originally published at UpOut San Francisco on March 11th, 2015.

Just putting the insane rent into perspective for you. 

1. You could buy this castle in the Midi-Pyrénées of France for $2,659,569…


It’s built on the foundations of a Roman outpost that dates back to the 14th century and spans over 1500 square meters. It has 7 sitting rooms, 9 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms, as well as fountains, an English garden, and stunning views.

….or this studio in the Lower Haight for $2,995,000.


This 3,438 square feet unit at 871 Page Street has 5 private offices and 3 apartments. Definitely no castle, but hey, it does have copper plumbing and a brand new foam insulated roof. Score.

2. This castle in Marche, Italy for $854,480…


With a newly restored watch tower, a giant pool, and stunning views of the Italian Tesino Valley, this castle sure is a steal.

…Or this apartment in the Bayview for $869,000.


Why have a huge sprawling castle in Italy, when you can have 5 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms in the Bayview? This property on 1663 La Salle Ave last sold in January 2012 for $305,000.

3. This castle in the Belgian Ardennes for $4,005,375…


The oldest parts of the castle date all the way back to the 7th century and it has 45 bedrooms and 45 bathrooms. FORTY-FIVE.

…Or this mansion in Alamo Square for $6,400,000.


Believe it or not, this is after a price reduction. With 9 bedrooms and 9 bathrooms, it is pretty sweet though…but not six million dollars sweet.

4. This castle in Piedmont, Italy for $3,097,490…


This 19th century castle is 1,500 square meters with 6 large apartments, a 2,500 square meter farmhouse, a 70 hectare parcel of forest and fields, and a 1,500 square meter lake.

…Or this pad in Glen Park for $3,600,000.


Located at 39 Miguel St, this home has 4 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms. No lakes, forests, or farmhouses here.

5. This castle in Haute-Garonne, France for $2,130,859…


Built in the early 1800s, this castle has 6 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, sculptured gardens and a saltwater pool. Not too shabby.

…Or this Queen Anne in NoPa for $2,399,000.


This two-unit building located at 948-950 Divisadero St has a total of 7 bedrooms and 5 bathroom. It last sold in January 2006 for $1,550,000.

Shout out to the folks at Buzzfeed for the inspiration—they found 9 private islands that cost less than an SF apartment! And here are some related articles that will probably get you all sad:

 [Featured Image: Nicolas Raymond via Flickr]


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